What movies have not aged well?
14.06.2025 15:39

-”She is very sexyful!”
Goldfinger
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Dr No
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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-All the bad guys are black.
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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
The Man with the Golden Gun
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Moonraker
-J W Pepper
Diamonds Are Forever
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
A View to a Kill
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Live and Let Die
You Only Live Twice
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Octopussy
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
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-”Ah so!”
From Russia With Love
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”